Thinking Right’s Debut
Posted by Josh on May 14, 2008
A debut entry that’s about as original as a joke about George W. Bush…
Welcome to Thinking Right.
I know this is a boring and disappointing first entry, but you got to start somewhere, right? Just think: Before long, we’ll be bringing you the best news and opinion columns from around the internet, plus original articles you can’t find anywhere else. All of this, mixed with American Conservatism and a little humor, will soon make you forget about this terrible first post. So be patient- it takes a lot of work to start a website and it’s hard to find time between the NRA meetings, rodeos, church services, NASCAR races, and whatever other stereotypes used to describe Conservatives…either that, or maybe it’s hard to find time because, well, we have jobs.
So what does Thinking Right have to offer that the others don’t? Well, first and foremost, we hope to bring people together under the umbrella of unity, and with that umbrella, we will forge ahead with a message of hope in these turbulent times. We’ll carry our message of hope in one hand, while helping our neighbor with the other hand as we march together to change the world. We’re not just going to bring hope through normal change: we’ve got to bring about a new kind of change- the kind of change you can believe in. Yes, we’re going to change the old change and make it a new change that doesn’t exclude anyone. No longer will change just be for the wealthy who can afford it, instead, change will be for all Americans- poor, rich, young, old, sick- who are willing to change themselves so they can join us under our umbrella of unity. I believe in hope, so hop on board the change train and we’ll deliver our clear message to the world!
Sorry about that- we figured if Mr. Obama could gain devoted followers by convincing them to believe in nothing, then maybe we should try it too. Next time we’ll try one of Hillary’s strategies, which is either crying or lying. [Sorry Maverick, are we getting too rough for you? I know they're your buddies, but remember, you're trying to win the presidency and they're running against you. I know it's hard for you to remember which side you're on, so just keep repeating to yourself, "I'm a Republican." Who knows, maybe someone will buy it]. And for those Obama supporters out there, I’m sorry for confusing you and/or getting your hopes up by mocking your messiah with the satirical paragraph above.
That’s all for now.
