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Got a Problem? Blame Global Warming!

Posted by Josh on May 20, 2008

If you’ve got a problem in your life, chances are it was the result of Global Warming!

Here’s a list of problems blamed on Global Warming and Climate Change. By the way, when “experts” blame something on Global Warming, just know that they are blaming YOU (because you cause global warming). So in any news story, replace “climate change” or “global warming” with “I” or “you” or your name. Sounds a little more ridiculous when they’re blaming you for itchier poison ivy, aggressive polar bears, or larger reindeer, doesn’t it?
Anyway, here’s the list. Laugh, cry, show your friends, do whatever you want with the list. Just don’t buy into the idea that Global Warming can lead to a profit loss.

2 Responses to “Got a Problem? Blame Global Warming!”

  1. spaz125 said

    That list has made it in my “top 10 biggest and craziest lists” list. Amazing how “we” have cuased so many things that happen via gloabal warming. That’s kinda clever that you cam up with this. Wow, I would count how mnay things are in that list, but my eyes would hurt after a while.
    anway, I was wondering if you wanted to check out my WordPress blog also about global warming. It is still under construction, so don’t think little of me for having unfinshed pages.
    Maybe you could even add me to your blogroll?

    Thanks
    Spaz125

  2. spaz125 said

    my bad,
    I forgot the URL, my appoligies

    http://cooltheglobe.wordpress.com

    Thanks (again)
    Spaz125

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