If you’ve got a problem in your life, chances are it was the result of Global Warming!
Here’s a list of problems blamed on Global Warming and Climate Change. By the way, when “experts” blame something on Global Warming, just know that they are blaming YOU (because you cause global warming). So in any news story, replace “climate change” or “global warming” with “I” or “you” or your name. Sounds a little more ridiculous when they’re blaming you for itchier poison ivy, aggressive polar bears, or larger reindeer, doesn’t it?
Anyway, here’s the list. Laugh, cry, show your friends, do whatever you want with the list. Just don’t buy into the idea that Global Warming can lead to a profit loss.
